Cook the bacon: In a skillet over medium heat, cook bacon until crisp, 7–9 minutes.
Drain on paper towels and crumble. Set aside.
Boil the eggs: Place eggs in a pot, cover with water, and bring to a boil. Turn off heat, cover, and let sit for 10–11 minutes.
Transfer to an ice bath for 5 minutes, then peel and quarter.
Season the shrimp: Pat shrimp dry. Toss with olive oil, smoked paprika, garlic powder, cayenne (if using), salt, and pepper until evenly coated.
Sear the shrimp: Heat a large skillet over medium-high. Add shrimp in a single layer and cook 1–2 minutes per side until opaque and slightly charred at the edges.
Remove to a plate to cool slightly.
Make the dressing: Whisk olive oil, lemon juice, red wine vinegar, Dijon, garlic, honey, salt, and pepper until emulsified. Adjust acidity or sweetness to taste.
Prep the greens and veg: In a large bowl, add chopped romaine. Top with cherry tomatoes, avocado, red onion, cucumber (if using), and blue cheese or feta.
Add protein: Arrange the shrimp, crumbled bacon, and quartered eggs over the greens to create that classic Cobb look.
Dress and toss (or not): For a composed look, drizzle dressing over the top and serve.
For a tossed salad, add dressing to taste and gently toss to coat, reserving some for the table.
Finish and serve: Sprinkle with chopped chives or parsley. Taste and add a pinch of salt or a squeeze of lemon if needed. Serve right away.