Chill your liquids: If you have time, refrigerate the almond milk and coconut milk for 20–30 minutes. Cold liquids blend into a thicker, frostier smoothie.
Add liquids first: Pour the almond milk and coconut milk into the blender. Adding liquids first helps the blades catch and blend smoothly.
Add dry ingredients: Add cocoa powder, shredded coconut, sweetener, vanilla, and a pinch of salt.
The salt brightens the chocolate flavor.
Include boosters if using: Add MCT oil, protein powder, nut butter, espresso powder, or chia seeds. Start small and adjust to taste.
Top with ice: Add the ice cubes last so they blend evenly without clumping at the bottom.
Blend until creamy: Start low, then increase to high for 30–45 seconds. Stop and scrape the sides if any cocoa sticks to the blender wall.
Taste and tweak: Check sweetness and thickness.
Add more sweetener if needed, or a splash of milk if it’s too thick. For extra thickness, add a few more ice cubes or a bit more shredded coconut and blend again.
Serve immediately: Pour into a tall glass and, if you like, sprinkle with a pinch of shredded coconut or a dusting of cocoa on top.