Prep the peppers. Heat the oven to 375°F (190°C).
Slice peppers in half lengthwise and remove seeds and membranes. Place them cut-side up in a lightly greased baking dish.
Par-bake for tenderness. Add 2–3 tablespoons water to the dish, cover with foil, and bake for 10 minutes. This head start softens the peppers without overcooking later.
Drain any excess liquid and set aside.
Sauté aromatics. Warm olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add onion and a pinch of salt. Cook 3–4 minutes until translucent, then stir in garlic for 30 seconds until fragrant.
Brown the turkey. Add ground turkey, breaking it up.
Season with smoked paprika, black pepper, and a light pinch of salt (the ranch and bacon are salty). Cook until no longer pink, about 5–6 minutes.
Keep it juicy. Stir in chicken broth and simmer 1–2 minutes. This prevents a dry filling and helps distribute flavors.
Make it “crack.” Reduce heat to low.
Stir in cream cheese until smooth. Add ranch seasoning, Greek yogurt, half the cheddar, half the bacon, and half the green onions. Mix until creamy.
Taste and adjust seasoning.
Fill the peppers. Spoon the turkey mixture evenly into each pepper half, mounding slightly. Top with remaining cheddar.
Bake to melty perfection. Return to the oven, uncovered, for 15–18 minutes, until the peppers are tender and the cheese is bubbling.
Finish and serve. Sprinkle with remaining bacon and green onions. If you like extra color, broil for 1–2 minutes.
Let rest 5 minutes before serving.